Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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