Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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