glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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