Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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