it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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