Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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