I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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