Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
i think i just lost a toe
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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