North Korea, Best Korea!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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