OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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