Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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