YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i need some magic done to my vagina
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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