I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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