my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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