i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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