Well apparently he's into motor boating.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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