Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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