respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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