Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Dick very happy bro
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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