dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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