from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Floor bacon is actually really good
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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