I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
third nipple confirmed
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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