I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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