That's intense
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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