his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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