At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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