I accidentally had phone sex last night
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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