she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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