New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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