when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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