why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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