Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
