Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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