My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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