so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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