Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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