Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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