mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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