You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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