just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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