On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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