FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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