check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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