They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
do nipples grow back?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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