is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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