Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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