I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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