i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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