If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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