also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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