So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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