I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
