i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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