Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
