Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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