are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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