I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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