Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Randomize